9.20.2009

I WOULDN'T FAINT AT OUR WEDDING.


HUNKY GOD FEARING FISHERMEN BABE/BABE WITH A BOAT/BABE WITH MORALS/VINCENT D'ONOFRIO COULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A BABE IF HE DIDN'T GET FAT & PLAY THAT SERIAL KILLER IN THE CELL BABE.

9.06.2009

THE DYNASTY.





INDIVIDUALLY:
MIGHT BE BLANKET'S DADDY/WORE TINFOIL ON YOUR HEAD SO THE ALIENS COULDN'T READ YOUR MIND/I CRIED FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT WHEN YOU GOT MAULED BY THAT COUGAR & DIED (YEAH, I'M SERIOUS) BABE.
AS A WHOLE:
SUNKEN IN EYES/WE CAN'T TELL IF IT'S HEROIN OR IF YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE/INDIE MOVIE KINGS/EASTER WITH MICHAEL JACKSON/DID HE TOUCH YOU BABES.

8.26.2009

APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION.


BAD TATTOO BABE THAT WASN'T COOL AFTER 1992. AKA HAIRSPRAY IS COOLER THEN CORNROWS BABE.

8.20.2009

JFK


Babiest President the United States has ever seen.

ONCE BITTEN.




BLOOD SUCKING BABES OF HOLLYWOOD/BABES THAT HAVE HAIR PRETTIER THEN YOURS/YOU WERE COOLER WHEN YOU WEREN'T A SCIENTOLOGIST BABE.

8.11.2009

BABEFORD AVE.



NEW YORK/ART BABE... DID I MENTION HE IS DATING MKO BABE? OH YEAH, & I'VE GOT MY SHIT IN MoMA BABE. MAKES ME WANT TO MOVE TO WILLIAMSBURG BABE.

6.24.2009

STREET STYLE.



YOU ASK WHY?
BELOW, DUH.



WHITE SHOES, BLACK SHOELACES BABE.